Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

retina rape

1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.

2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undressed in one's mind.

"My teammates and I totally got retina raped at the truck stop last night."

"Don't look, but that creepy guy is so retina raping you."

retina rape by myspace.com/jasonheartxcore November 6, 2008

Retina Display 

A magical and revolutionary display only found on the iPhone 4. The magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its "Retina" too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. This means that the display is double high res!

So even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. And because your eyes can't even see the pixels you wouldn't even know how washed out it looks!

Steve: "Once you use a Retina Display you can't go back"
Steve: "Were serious thats a rule, its in the ToS"
Steve: "You'll wake up dead if you try, and all your Apps won't work"

Retina Display by theSakMaster June 25, 2010

resina 

A resilient vagina

.I slept with a lot of dudes but its ok because i got a resina.

Yo dude, shes got a resina

resina by Trailingslashes January 13, 2021

retina 

The inner lining of the eye containing light-sensitive rods and cones that convert light images into electrical signals.

My retina makes me see

retina by icekimchi March 3, 2010

resinator 

A chamber found usually in metal pipes which can hold some marijuana, which collects resin when you smoke out of the pipe, the longer you wait the more potent the weed is thats left in the chamber, usually takes a few days if not a week really depends on how much you smoke out of the resinated pipe.

Yo foo stick some shake in the resinator then will smoke it later and get fucked up

resinator by buddahfied September 16, 2008

Burnt Retina 

Also known as a "BR," it is a reference to a female (or male) who is so unattractive that one needs to drink to the point that his (or her) retinas are burnt in order to hook up with said beast.

I was at a party last night when some burnt retina hit on me. After ten tequila shots, my retinas were properly burned enough to tap that giant beast.

Burnt Retina by The Fresh Prinz July 10, 2009