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retard rap

Also known as ringtone rap. Mainstream rap music that's more about posturing and telling you to buy crap than it is about anything meaningful. The "gangsta" pose, combined with the barely coherent, often materialistic lyrics, makes the performers sound retarded.

Easily identified by repetitive choruses that take up most of the song, and the rapper's insistence that you buy some new fad object that you'll be embarrassed to own in five years (such as grills, or parachute pants).
Person #1: "Yo g-dizzle, I just picked up dat new Paul Wall CD!"

Person #2: "Get that retard rap shit the fuck outta my face!"
retard rap by The Reverend Soup January 18, 2008

retard rap

A badass rap song by a certain Shadowpriest of Coldblooded on the Cairne server in World of Warcraft.
Yo Shawn, queue up that retard rap for the Maly video son!
retard rap by Grenshaw January 30, 2009

Retard Rap

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son
Retard Rap by Radio December 12, 2003

Retard rape baby 

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.
They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.
Retard rape baby by Party Team November 4, 2012

Rape a retard 

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"
Rape a retard by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007

retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital