A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.

"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."

"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."

"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."

Retardphobic by caseoh's lost brother May 6, 2026

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retardphobic

An alternative term for the word ableist, usually used to describe someone who dislikes autistic people.

Josh: Do you think Adrian is autistic?

Ethan: Idk man sounds kinda retardphobic

retardphobic by sowonicman June 28, 2025

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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