A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.

"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."

"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."

"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."

Retardphobic by caseoh's lost brother May 6, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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