Top Definition
A meeting of Jews: predominately for social recreation, during such occasions bagels are often ingested and legal manitary tender is wisely invested.
"Shalom Hershel, are you free for a rendezjew this evening?"
"Toda but no, if we meet in groups exceeding 2 either the Christians, Russians, Germans, English...well pretty much anyone attacks us, too many died last year."
"...there'll be cream cheese."
"I'm in"
by Jewfro15 June 19, 2009

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