Skip to main content

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"
Registered sex offender mug front
Get the Registered sex offender mug.
See more merch

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

registered engineer 

Also known as a cuck or a cuckhold
Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck

Registered Retard (RR) 

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.
My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

Registered poes 

It is a roi and a kutlwano
Roi and kutlwano are registered poes's

Resserection 

The rebirth of a recently lost erection.
I originally had a boner from seeing Kate's thong; but once I lost it, I had a resserection immediately after because of Jessica's cleavage.
Resserection by charitableninja November 22, 2009

Reinered 

To get taken advantage of by Rob Reiner;
Be pressured to do something by dirty liberal like Rob Reiner.
Dude you remember that smoking ordinance in Los Angeles? Those poor people got Reinered.
Reinered by Dan O'Leary December 10, 2003