Weak in specific discipline like punctuality/Time management: Always going to school or college or work at different timing rather than the expected / prescribed / mentioned timing.
A guy goes to office at different times for work without any standard specific time, say, 8 AM, 9:15 AM, 10:10 AM, 11:40 AM, etc at different days while the actual office start hours is 9 AM sharp.
Manager : You are "Regularly Irregular"
Staff: with smile Agreed sir!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'