the act of launching your greasy, slimy tongue onto her hairy blood infested vag of nasty. While doing so you must pour some sort of liquid to drain the taste of period blood from that wasteland of SICK ASS HAIRY BLOODY VAGINA THAT HAS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST WHILE RETRIEVING. Gonosiphaids.
by Poopmaster0 May 15, 2010
by joseph simms February 8, 2004
10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck
by 0000 October 21, 2003
by Bigbossdaddy83 September 4, 2020
The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.
The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.
by Dewey June 2, 2004
The worst thing to happen to the NHL with the exception of maybe the Columbus Bluejackets. The Red Wings have at least 9 hall of famers on their team at a time. They make an attempt to buy the Stanley cup every year.
Those Detroit Red Wings can suck my ass. The frickin' Ducks beat them out in the first round. I hope the Red Wings never win another playoff game...ever!
by Maple Leaf Fan May 16, 2003
The act of pulling a tampon out of a menstruating vagina by the string using only your teeth. Once the tampon is out of the vagina you then shake your head left and right quickly (as if shaking your head "No") allowing the tampon to smake your cheeks, thus leaving "Red Wings" on your face.
by talee July 16, 2007