by rantillian July 22, 2015
After a fight with someone, we always think of all the things we SHOULD have said to REALLY get even. Pronounced REHbitching.
After having it out with my dad over the speeding ticket and all his hypocrisy, I went to my room, and began rebitching all the wittiest comebacks and arguments that would have won me the fight.
by Smug Ant October 27, 2009
to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.
Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?
Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.
Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.
Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
by karbyn January 12, 2010
when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.
Jim - Hey dude. What's up?
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
by karbyn January 12, 2010
(n) The cyclic process in which individuals complains about their existence in the world repeatedly, but eventually re-evaluates their life to remedy their personal woes. Hence, individuals constantly re-bitch and see what happens.
"Fuck, I'm going through so much shit right now. My work is kicking my ass, and I thought I got it squared away, ya know? Now I'm going through rebitchancy. I think it'll get better once my boss calms down."
"That girl's got so many issues. Better stay away from her. I don't know when that rebitchancy is gonna stop."
"I hate it when I go through rebitchancy, but I'm glad I do, because I'm happier for it in the end. Fuck, can't imagine what I'd be like if I kept going down THAT old path."
"That girl's got so many issues. Better stay away from her. I don't know when that rebitchancy is gonna stop."
"I hate it when I go through rebitchancy, but I'm glad I do, because I'm happier for it in the end. Fuck, can't imagine what I'd be like if I kept going down THAT old path."
by shortYgeorge October 16, 2005