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Cancer. I have Rebecca Black of the small intestine.
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Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday" became viral. This lyrical failure of the song sucks, and is sung by some stupid faggy 13 year old girl. the song makes no sense as she just teaches us the days of the week. fun fun fun fun fun, we we we so exited. lyrical genius!?!? ._. NOOO! not Rebecca Black's song!! "Gotta get down to the bus stop, Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends " *froths from anus*
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A girl who can't make up her mind on which seat she should take, in the car driven by her 13 year friend. She likes to narrate her Fridays in extreme detail from 7:00 am to friday night. She knows her weekdays very well to the point where she will tell you that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tommorow is Saturday, and after that is Sunday. This song is only accurate on Fridays, so do NOT rely on her when you need to know what day it is. Rebecca Black says she enjoys her Fridays, despite the fact that there is a random black guy stalking them in his car. Maybe if everyone in the car wasn't so busy dancing and driving underage, they would notice and call the police. Example: Now i'm aware that Saturday is after Friday, thanks to Rebecca Black and her wisdom of the days of the week.
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| 53. | Rebecca Black | ||
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The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube. The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as, "Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal" "Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?" "Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" "We we we so excited" the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself. Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti. In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties. Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself. Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you. |
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America's secret weapon to retaliate against Justin Bieber.
Infamous for singing the horrifying "Friday" song. Guy A:Have you heard of Rebecca Black?
Guy B(loading Shotgun):I was just on my way to meet her. |
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Rebecca Black is the worlds worst popstar. Her singing consists of squeling high notes, very similar to the sound a cat makes if you torture it for a few hours with a blowtorch and is held together by an autotune, which in her case however, was obviously broken. boy: ("Friday" playing) jesus what the fuck is this? Is it justin bieber?
girl: no, its Rebecca Black Boy: im getting cancer in my ears |
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A singer who takes two sentences to tell us she has to have a bowl of cereal in the morning. REBECCA BLACK: Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal.
LISTENER: Now why the heck didn't she just say, "Gotta have my bowl of cereal?". |
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