1. A bird closely related to the Crow, who mostly feeds on carrion. 2. The Raven usually denotes negative feelings or death in popular culture. 3. The word "Raven" can also be used to describe a person who spends most of his free time doing unproductive things, like playing video games excessively and taking them too seriously, not going anywhere in life, and being a parasite who likes to feed off positive energy. See Troll

"Raven" type people are usually those who are constantly lurking on the internet, making snide remarks and putting people down as they have nothing better to do with their life. This is probably due to a personal-related issue that person may have. Such as the lack of respect from their parents, a small penis/mammary glands, or a delusional mindset that they are the tragic hero of their own life.
1. "Is that a Crow?" said Michael

"Nope, that's a Raven.", said Pablo

2. "Nevermore", quoth the Raven.

"Shut the fuck up" said Edgar Allen Poe as he put his dick in the Raven's anus

3. "Hey, how come Bob always has to take COD so seriously?"

"Don't know, that's probably all he lives for."

"Damn, what a Raven..."

4. "You think Robert is ever going to stop being so close-minded about people?"

"He lives on the internet remember? That's what he was raised with."

"Guess that makes sense, but he needs to grow up and stop being a Raven."
by Prof. Urbanstalin October 08, 2014
A girl who loves to lead people on. She has so many 'best friends' that you're not really sure if she even likes you. She's one to always be drunk or hungover. The guy problems a Raven has are unbelieveable and make you wish she had a therapist. Beware of her mouth because she loves to suck the D.
Man that girl I just met was such a freaking Raven.
by Dontworryboutit December 14, 2012
A shit so big it makes you scream bird noises as it leaves the anus.
Uh-oh bro...I gotta take a Raven!!!
by Chuck749474 June 25, 2012
The pseudonym that most up-and-coming Goth girls give themselves, trying to fool the world that they are much more mysterious and dark than they really are. These girls use SPF 100 000 000, never go out in the daylight, dye their long, ratty hair black, and are elitist snobs. They listen to EBM and Industrial and often attend Darkraves.

They have no souls, and if you are dating a cyber-goth, or any sort of relatively good looking boy (or girl), they will attempt to pick him up.

Usually, they are very large, and outfit themselves in PVC, leather, large boots, corsets, etc. Straps, rubber, buckles, false synthetic hair, etc.

Almost always, they look terrible without makeup.
Me: 'Hey, Raven, what's your real name?'

'Raven': 'Raven! I've told you a million times! I'm so dark and Goth that I was born with a full head of black hair and ate my way out of the womb! My mother named me Raven!'

'Raven's' mother calling up the stairs: 'Ashley!!! You didn't change the kitty litter!'
by Yosef__XXXX February 08, 2009
A bird from the Corvidae family. Resembles a crow, but is larger, has a larger beak and different tail shape which is visible whilst in flight. Ravens and Crows are some of the most intelligent birds and the only non-mammal creatures known to use tools.
"A murder of Crows, An unkindness of Ravens."
by D.E March 18, 2004
This is a stripper name for a slutty girl who whores herself out to whoever asks. Typically has a new boyfriend every week, and wears clothes so skimpy you can almost always make out her camel toe. Bras are unheard of to this girl, her nipples are always poking out and she wears way to much makeup. Her vagina is the equal to what republicans think of the government, It's too big, services too many people, and nothing good will ever come out of it.
God Raven is such a slut!
by sock guy May 26, 2011
A black man's penis
Did you see that guy Jordan? Ya, I bet his raven is HUGE
by Fjeld March 09, 2010

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