Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.
Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.
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Hailey Rasmussen means Bautiful devotion. This is somebody who constantly works every day to be somebody better than who they were yesterday. This is someone who's felt the dirt and grime of life; pushed and dragged into the mud; someone who had every right to be just as cruel as the experiences she was put through. But she didn't. Hailey chose to be someone who she could have relied on back then. She chose to be somebody who could inspire others to be better. She chose to be herself. At the end of the day... there is no one who is more devoted... and caring, as Hailey.

(She also loves dogs veryyyy much)
Person1: man this girl I'm dating is so caring.

Person2: is she as caring as Hailey Rasmussen?
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1). To chainsmoke. Usually common in Denmark

2). Former Danish Prime Minister
Wow, you are a Lars Løkke Rasmussen smoker.
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A Faroese poet and teacher who is racist as fuck
Did you hear what happened? Oddfríður Marni Rasmussen Said the N word four times in one Class!
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A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
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A weird individual who refuses the fact that he is a ginger, even though everyone keeps reminding him. The love of his life is estragon, and he developed this live during the six months he worked as a cook.
Look at Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
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She’s hot always has a boyfriend! Likes js
Gracie Rasmussen so hot I could fuck her
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