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A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers?

I random over on the highway.
by Josue1 November 12, 2007
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A term used to explain something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't make sense. A term I hear way too often and it pisses me off more then anything. Please, If you are going to be the R word or if something is so R or whatever, just try not to say the fucking word out loud. Just keep it to yourself and I'm sure everyone around you will notice and give you points. I mean, out of all the different types of humor, I do think it is the funniest when it doesn't make sense. Although, it is not funny to say the R word, and saying the R word is not so R itself. So please. Refrain! Red light green light untill I die.
-Frank: It says I must use this word in a sentence!
Hogarth: Which word mom?
Frank: Random
Hogarth: Oh mom, my ears are on fire. Please make my bed then show me to the door.

-It would be more simple if you just put the sock next to the scotch tape and let the gerbil take care of the rest.

-Your hairbrush is full of dreams, and poison.

-Jeff: So what is with this?
Leonard: You are going to need a lot melt action up in that.
Jeff: I really can't afford this.
Leonard: You aren't a magic are you? Huh? cutie? look at that little dress, look at it.
Leonard: Ghost treaty!?
Jeff: SLAP TIME!
Leonard: FUN PUZZLES?
Jeff: STARVATION?!
Leonard: HAHAHA!
Jeff: HAHAHAHAH!

-What's more important to you, pancakes or making progress. I mean c'mon.

-Mister Paddles has a coat HAH! and it isn't even cold. Paddles is in such trouble! What will he do? That Paddles, he's always getting himself into some unsettling situations. Yeah Paddles, I hear you. I will remove the hook. Soon Paddles. Love you Paddles. LOVE YOU!

Girl: Terry! Grandpa is mean mugging himself again. He said he would stop if you would actually use the chess set for something other than musical chairs. You know how grandpa gets.
Terry: TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK THEN I WAS HAVING FUN BEING AN IGLOO AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!
by JSwan August 02, 2006
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Actually the dictionary defines random as a thing done or said without thinking of the consequences and with no definite plan or pattern. This means that many of the things dissmissed as not being random within the 9 pages of its definition on this website, are in fact random. In fact those who believe in the theory of the big bang have to acknowledge a certain degree of randomness exists in everything that humans do, simply because there is no "definite plan" and we make our own decisions. Therefore, in the context of the universe, a man taking the train on his way to work in the morning can be seen as random. In the same way as university students deciding to go to a 24 hour tesco at 6am is random as it is a decision made without thinking of any consequences.
I am writing this definition without a definite plan and i am not thinking of any consequences as it is a decision i have made on the spot. Therefore, it is to a certain extent, random.
by nik86 December 23, 2005
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Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 13, 2004
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A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
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The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)
Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.
by AJD1011 May 25, 2008
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Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.
by da hurbz December 12, 2004
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