The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness
also used as a general term for anything you dislike
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness
also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!
or
aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!
or
aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
by Afromonk August 24, 2006
The ultimate state of existence defined by a complete rejection of the mundane. Randomity requires putting forth the absolute most effort ever to avoid being basic, predictable, or status quo. For randomity to be recognized, one must expend the majority of time and energy in an effort to stand out, often to a point of zero return on investment of time.
Today I am going to wrap my basic and boring McLaren with white and black Camo Wrap to prove my level of Randomity.
by "VT" November 21, 2019
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."
"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."
"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"
"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."
"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"
"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 14, 2004
A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009
An unexpected hard-on.
by da hurbz December 12, 2004
An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.
The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.
In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."
See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.
In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."
See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
by teh roxx0rz boxx0rz pwnage one June 18, 2006