Guy 1: Dude i just saw the newest rambo and got an enormous ramboner.
Guy 2: I would have too if I were you.
(Blonde girl from latest movie touches Rambo's arm)
Bgflm: Did you just pop a-
Rambo: Burmesian's head off? Yea
Bgflm: Oh... thats what i was gonna say...
not to be mistaken for a real one... :)
You immediately want to RAM it down so now one sees or tuck it into your boxers and make sure it can't be seen easily. very humiliating at public events or family occasions where you feel least aroused or bonerific ;(
friend "not cool, man...."