When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.
by BenAids May 3, 2018
The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.
The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.
by Axelthered11 December 9, 2017
Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.
'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."
by Norm de Plume April 5, 2018
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