ROFLWAFFL

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(Rawful-waffle) Verb. - To truly or hypothetically laugh until waffles spew out of your nose.

Interjection. - used in chat for a type of laughter beyond epic proportions.

Axelxx247: why do seagulls hang out by the sea?
Generalpret: why?
Cute_pingu: y?
Axelxx247: cause if they hung out by the bay they'd be bagels! lol
Cute_pingu: lmao
Generalpret: ROFLWAFFL!!!

ROFLWAFFL by toxiclunch September 12, 2009

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Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."

Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...

Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

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ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS

One of the various spinoffs of rofl and more specifically roflcopter. Expresses intense amusement at a situation particularly at another's expense.

Raiderone: Hey since this is your first time in Karazhan I'll tell you about the secret room. If you go in there you get free epic lootz but you better hurry!
Newb: Okay! THX
Newb has entered combat with Fleshbeast.
Newb has died.
Raiderone: ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS
Newb: ...dick.

ROFLWAFFLECOPTERSAURUS by Raiderone February 2, 2009

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Roflwaffle

A Roflmation combining the term "Rofl" with the delightful food product "waffles".

You can't eat a roflwaffle.

Roflwaffle by tituba don't truck wit no consonants May 22, 2007

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ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE

A dish best served cold to enemies and foes.

That kid is sooo going to get ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE after I'm finished with him, wheter he likes it or not.

ROFLWAFFLE With PWNSAUCE by Mono1 April 16, 2009

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roflwaffle

a waffle made of rofl.

mmm tasty roflwaffles with maple syrup!

roflwaffle by N4me October 16, 2005

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roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

roflquaffle by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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