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3.
A person who is a dork, yet cool. They are weird and sometimes embarassing to be around, yet calling someone it is not necassarily a bad thing.
You are the biggest rimp I've ever met, you dork!
by Katherine December 06, 2003
 
1.
An acronym for the phrase: "Rat In My Poes" which is used to describe how seriously drunk/intoxicated an individual is/was.
The word poes is a common slang term used in South Africa derived from the Afrikaans language meaning: cunt/vagina/pussy.
Jeez bro, I got so RIMP last night.
Wow, those chicks are RIMP!
Dude, how fucking RIMP were you after those drinks we had!
by pointblanc April 16, 2011
 
2.
a chill but suddle person; keeps it cool under any condition of any nature; a cool cat; at times, a pimp if u will. Creative but always looking for fun in any situation.
Whas going on Rimp tha pimp?
by -Anonymous July 22, 2003
 
4.
intestinal prolapse (when your colon turns inside out and comes out of your anus)due to anal sex.
I had to go to the doctor and get my rimp fixed.
by Brandi B. December 16, 2004
 
5.
A mix of the Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and pimp. Referring to the "binders full of women".
"Yo dog, that guy be such a rimp. He got all kind of binders full of bitches."
by Johnny Doez January 05, 2013
 
6.
to fuck someone over; to annihilate someone completely in competition; to rape somebody, in a non-sexual sense ie. to beat somebody so comprehensively that they lose all of their dignity.
"I just completely rimped that guy, mate!" / "He punished me big time, it was the rimping of a lifetime."
by Dibby February 24, 2008
 
7.
To gently massage and squeeze in combination using the palm of the hand.
Rimp my dolts.
by Hungry Robert July 20, 2008