A take on pwnage, to Qwn means to undertake a task to a massively substandard level. This is usually applied in gaming circles, however Qwnage can also be used in any situation where you have just been pwned, yet for some strange reason still believe that you are uber.
Like Oh My God dude i just got 5/57 on BF!! I displayed teh uber Qwnage
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'