Top definition
To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.
I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!
by Happy_Cow October 23, 2011
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The act of cumming or the semen itself.
example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot
by JB* June 02, 2006
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When a female qweefs and vaginal fluids spurt out as a result of the qweef
Holy shit! Did you see that girl qwert. Were going to need paper towels asap.
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A verb, used when a rather tragic female is dancing. It is a combination of the three words below:
1. Quiff- vagina fart
2. Twerk- Nasty butt shaking
3. Squirt- A cumming sensation females get when pleased

These all make up QWERT.
Girl 'qwert' that booty.
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Totally awesome, rad or horrible. It can mean anything really. and if you notice, the "q w e r t" keys on the keyboard go in oreder.
Calm the qwerts down!

You are so qwertsy.

Such a qwertser.
by hellokenni October 08, 2011
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a person who is obsessed with typing on a phone with a QWERTY keyboard.
Jim:"Ok bye Gina! I'll text you when you get home!"

Gina:"Why not just call me you fuckin QWERT!"
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