The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
A measure of the complexity of a book, based on the number of post-it notes required to annotate the book as its read. Measured in post-it notes per page.
by MiguelAzevedo March 13, 2022
by doobie.ous October 4, 2018
by PYESEM March 23, 2020
A scientific evaluation of the stupid-ness of any argument, within the framework of the evaluated subject.
President Trump has raised the rediculum quotient in his view of environmental management. See Stuck-on-stupid
by Ghostof JFK November 19, 2018
The quotient of 272 and 16 is 7.
by bluestinger66 July 14, 2023
The "quotient" is what remains after a division, either of numbers, or of parents. Parent's don't divorce their children, the children remain related to the parents. They remain after divorce, or they are the "quotient" of divorce, the division of two people so that they are no longer "married" or "joined together." So now instead of saying "my parents are divorced" you simply say you're a "quotient." ...just like orphans don't tell you "my parents are dead" -- they say "I'm an orphan." -- or how someone tells you they're a "widow" instead of saying "my spouse is dead."
"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."
"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."
"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
by Kyle Murphy July 28, 2022