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A type of person that is said to annoy 98% of people. Although it is nearly impossible for the syntoms not to come on. (Pessimistic behavior and high annoyance) 2% of people with rare genetics are immune to quetzal. Thus said, there is no vaccination. Yet there is a cure. This cure is high hostility and a "sour attitude" towards the quetzals.
Sorry man. Today I'm just down in the quetzals.
by Jaxxywaxxy January 28, 2017
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How could you not know what a Quetzal it's a quick pretzel
by JimmyHo9811 August 20, 2011
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1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.
Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).
by Norman December 05, 2003
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the dragons' teacher on the show Dragon Tales
When Emmy needed advice about taking a rhyme bird she named Cutie Pie home, she asked Quetzal, their teacher, and he agreed that it wasn't a good idea. She eventually left Cutie Pie her hair ribbon that Cassie, the peach dragon, made for her until she returned to Dragon Land.
by Karen Stickney November 10, 2006
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