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Quarantino

A child born in early 2021, obviously born after COVID quarantine.
I went to the brewery and there's all these brand new babies. All Quarantinos.

Quarantino

Just serve the sentence at home with COVID19. Then I got the idea for a film. “My life with COVID19® quickly became a director. Love my name. "Quarantino"
QUARANTINO, I’m a COVID19 director in home prison.
Quarantino by Quarantino March 25, 2020

Quarantino

A Baby boy concieved during a quarantine.
A Baby boy concieved during a quarantine. They were stuck in doors because of the Coronavirus quarantine, and before you know it, poof, a little baby Quarantino!
Quarantino by Shanamon April 27, 2020

Quarantino

To practice safe social distancing during a virus pandemic, you may opt to give your partner a footjob instead of a handjob or blowjob to limit the chance of transmission. In this context, a footjob is colloquially called a "Quarantino."

"Quarantino" is a portmanteau of "Quarantine" and "Tarantino" in reference to the extreme behavioral modifications expected during quarantine conditions and the acclaimed director's alleged foot fetish.
Suffering from acute boredom, my girlfriend offered to give me a blowie, but I was like, "Are you trying to give me the coronavirus? Take your socks off and give me a Quarantino instead."
Quarantino by Trumplstiltskin March 20, 2020

quarantino chronicles 

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

Trenton Quarantino 

It was coined by Samuel L. Jackson in a censored children's book Stay the Fuck At Home. A spoonerism of Quinton Tarantino, whose movies have taken place largely inside homes, or places for accommodation.
I'm not only grounded for trashing Dad's car, I've also got norovirus from some dodgy food I had last night. I'm gonna be Trenton Quarantino.