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8.
A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
 
9.
rich, snobby, white kid
Paris Hilton is a Quaker.
Orange County denizens in general are Quaker's.
The well to do of high society who are Caucasian have spawned Quaker whelps.
by exo121 August 22, 2008
 
10.
A big guy, for every step he takes the ground shakes. A guy who can deal a lot of damage like an eforcer.
You look like you went a few rounds with a quaker. Get some rest
by Marcus Palm August 18, 2003
 
11.
A collosal and difficult to shift turd.
"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."
by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004
 
12.
Simple definition: A Christian who strongly believes in non-violence.
Those people who are on the side of the road are Amish.
Maybe O Dogg should get fucked in the ass doggy style by Spankey. I think that would clarify and make them both happy.
by Non-religious man September 27, 2003
 
13.
1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.
by smith June 17, 2004
 
14.
A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.
Shut up, you quaker.
by davey March 17, 2004