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The athletic teams of the University of Pennsylvania. Known for kicking Princeton's ass while chanting Puck Frinceton.
"Yo, who beat the Princeton Tigers last night?"
"They didn't have a game last night, but generally it is the Penn Quakers."
by urbannere93 February 02, 2017
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1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.
by smith June 17, 2004
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A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
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Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.
-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.
by Brad Ruckson September 15, 2010
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Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling
Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!
by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015
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A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.
Shut up, you quaker.
by davey March 17, 2004
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Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.
Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"
by Hobartman October 29, 2006
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