by Larstait November 16, 2003
Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023
That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.
by Franzshizzle April 2, 2007
A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form
Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)
by Pockets December 18, 2003
yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.
by yarrh May 30, 2006
The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.
Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!
by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004
by Mastermind September 6, 2003