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1.
The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.
The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.
by Bigweezey November 26, 2012
 
2.
when you think a girl is very attractive from behind but when she turns around shes fat and ugly
guy: dude i met this gril at walmart yesterday,she had the fattest ass

friend:worddd you get her number bro?

guy: nah bruh cause when she turned around she was fat as fuck and ugly as shit

friend: HAHA you got quagmire'd dude
by @mikeyylaflare November 16, 2013