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A quatloo is a monetary unit on the planet Triskelion which was used by the planet's Providers to bet on drill thrall competitions. (Star Trek Original Series: "The Gamesters of Triskelion")
I bid 50 quatloos on the newcomer.
quatloo by Dwight Shroote July 30, 2008
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A state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are pissed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living hell.

Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff

NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Person of Unspecified Gender:(Enters room with a face like a busted boot)

Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
qualods by EstuaryPig November 22, 2009

quaglomeration 

the process of replacing competant onshore resources with incompetent offshore resources with the purpose of providing a cost effective IT solution that more times than not results in a clusterfuck of mamoth proportions.
By outsourcing our IT department we will form a quaglomeration that will result in many bonuses for company executives.
quaglomeration by kreeshna August 30, 2010
Qualon is a unique name. (Its rare) Qualon is someone cool an laid back watch his surroundings. He can nice he can be mean. Qualon is known for having a big penis too. Qualon can pleasure a women in bed any night. Qualon knows when to say things an when not to say something.
(Girlfriend) " My baby Qualon knows how to take care of a women.")
qualon by Forthecool_ February 28, 2018

quagledoo 

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".
"Fuck you, quagledoo!"
quagledoo by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006
The epitome of homosexuality. A very severe case of gayness. Derived from the mix of a "queer" and a "faggot."
"Quit being a quaggot."
Quaggot by ELLIO April 26, 2006