quagmo 

A combination of "queer," "fag" and "homo"

"Dude, I just caught Jeff checking out Matt's ass, what a quagmo."

quagmo by Robin Wilson July 6, 2005

quagmo 

the combination of the words "queer", "fag", and "homo". a noun used to describe an individual who exhibits traits commonly associated with these words.

Bill turned to Ted and said, "Put down the Marie Claire, you quagmo!"

quagmo by johnnytaboo June 27, 2005

Quagmo 

Offensive term; combination of queer, fag, and homo. Not always used to describe a homosexual person, though it can be.

Dude, I hate her so much. She's such a quagmo.

Quagmo by DracoScythe October 1, 2005

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

Glen Quagmire by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012

Glenn Quagmire 

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".

Glenn Quagmire: Dear diary... JACKPOT.

Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Quagmire turns into a toilet 

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010