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5.
noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.
that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.
 
1.
An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
by Theocracy September 01, 2010
 
2.
the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded
Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room
by King Cobe Bra April 13, 2009
 
3.
Questionable as Fuck
Those Westboro Baptist Church people are QUAF.

Drinking and driving is so QUAF.
by CHcreatedthis January 26, 2012
 
4.
a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack
Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate
by King Cobe Bra April 13, 2009
 
6.
Really long and messy hairdo.
"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"
by Marek k April 28, 2007
 
7.
Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.

AKA Queef
Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"
by tevans0000 September 09, 2009