Used by your mates when in the pub drinking (usually too much)and you want to go. Your mate will say he's ordered a QLO (Quick Last One), which you have to drink. It is then considered bad etiquette not to return the favour when your mate tries to leave.

You can't go yet, i've just ordered a QLO

QLO by TheMammoth July 7, 2006

Related Words

QLO • qloopi • qlop • qloxhost • qlof • Qlofa • qlog • qlogception • Qlogger • qloggerhood

The 'Qlo

Alternative way of referring to Japanese Clothing Retailer, Unique Clothing Corporation, otherwise known as 'UniQlo'.

Person 1: Cool jacket! Where is it from?
Person 2: Got it from the 'Qlo.

The 'Qlo by AintEasyLookinFreezy April 21, 2021

qlol

(verb) -- To quietly laugh out loud. It is most often used in places where one would need to be quiet or discreet about using online chat programs.

AndrewF: "I had your mom last night."
AndrewE: "LOL!"
AndrewF: "Dude, we're in class. You can't 'LOL'."
AndrewE: "I just did."
AndrewF: "At least do it quietly."
AndrewE: "How so?"
AndrewF: "Maybe qLOL?"

qlol by FleeDiddy September 14, 2006

Qloom

1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby

1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full

Qloom by Jeans July 19, 2007

qloopi

When juice comes out of your asshole

YOOO HE’S LEAKING QLOOPI

qloopi by shingwynol March 31, 2021

qlok qlok 9000

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.

John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!

qlok qlok 9000 by Johnpapi July 17, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026