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The Pynchon Window 

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
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Thomas Pynchon 

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.
Thomas Pynchon #1 baby
Thomas Pynchon by anonymous December 2, 2021

pyschonaut 

A person who is heavily into mind-altering drugs, especially pyschedelics, like LSD, and dissociatives, like ketemine.
Woah, that pyschonaut just took 4 shroom caps, 3 tabs of acid, and 1000mg of DXM!
pyschonaut by drug info January 23, 2006
a sad little wanka who shags welsh 12 year olds and he is too lazy and tight-fisted to get a haircut and now has an afro even though he isnt a coon
pinchon > "OMG i need to get my EMA signed I cant miss it ARGHHH"
pinchon by cridge February 24, 2005

Panchonudo 

Someone whose birth name is "Frank" but prefers the name "Pancho" who wears jockstraps on his face and acts very effeminate.
Stop acting like a Panchonudo!
Panchonudo by Apachicano July 2, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026