n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
by HermioneG123 November 13, 2020
1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.
2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009
"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
by Pyjama Turtle November 19, 2011