Pwanis

A slang word for penis, sometimes used when exagerating the size of one's member.

Your mom told me I had a big pwanis the other night.

Pwanis by Jewbear Jones September 27, 2010

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

Panishato 

The act of getting a man pregnant by fucking him in the dick

Want to participate in some panishato?

Panishato by Niggers in praise July 13, 2016

pwans 

1. A collective term for a vagina, scrotum and testicles present cocurrently on some individuals.
2. Such an individual.
Plural: pwans

Jeff has a dirty little pwans.
Greg has no one, but two pwans.

pwans by Tarun Namumagana July 9, 2006

pwnish 

Somewhat skillful in gaming. Exhibiting the skills of a good gamer. See pwn.

Major Saw is pwnish with the knife.

pwnish by Gunny Highway November 30, 2006

Peter Panis 

A young man whose incredible musical talents and abilities are overshadowed by his overwhelmingly poor taste in clothes and seemingly insatiable need to spew random, music related facts on everyone, utterly ruining every conversation he is a part of.

A-"That kid is real good at the tenors"
B-"But his such a Peter Panis, I don't even care"

Peter Panis by Major Organ October 25, 2010

panist

being offensive to those who look like peter pan

"Woah Ahmed no need to be a panist."

panist by hiimkaytee August 13, 2017