/PURsur/
Verb
1. To agree, typically during some form of gathering, to meet a group of friends at a given place, drive part of the way there, and then bail at the last possible second when no one is looking.
2. To say you are coming to an event, and then to simply not show up. No explanation may be provided.
Verb
1. To agree, typically during some form of gathering, to meet a group of friends at a given place, drive part of the way there, and then bail at the last possible second when no one is looking.
2. To say you are coming to an event, and then to simply not show up. No explanation may be provided.
"I don't think I feel like going out, I'll just Purser these fools."
"That bastard just Pursered us!"
"Now that was a proper Purser!"
"That bastard just Pursered us!"
"Now that was a proper Purser!"
by Perry Bird March 7, 2014
one who takes every condiment, jellies , napkins ,creamers or bread items left on table from resturants or as guests at in your home. Usually concealed in a purse or other large carry bag.
My mother in law is a purser she took all the sugar packets, butter and jelly from the resturant this morning.
I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets
I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets
by purser victim November 19, 2010
An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.
Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.
The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.
Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.
The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.
by Batman_Official November 22, 2021
Oh shit its josh we gotta dip
Or
Oh dam bro should’ve told me ur joshua purser and u have a GameCube lets play mario
Or
Oh dam bro should’ve told me ur joshua purser and u have a GameCube lets play mario
by Meat beater April 29, 2019
A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
by Keeley purser June 30, 2020
A college-aged boy that insists on drumming on anything and everything including his girlfriend. Often made fun of by friends majoring in engineering because of his major of Air Traffic Control.
by Meleth Lin January 12, 2005
by Gayraffe February 28, 2019