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Purple Boner 

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.
Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Purple Boner by Raging Wop July 5, 2010

purplecone

A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.
You're such a PurpleCONe! When are you going to come out of the closet?
purplecone by anon97 July 1, 2005

Purplebone

Slang term used to refer to black people, typically women, of the darkest variety of skin tones, a reference to the violet shades apparent in their blacker skin.

The term evokes the higher nature and class of the individual, especially females, similar to the purple clothes worn by royalty in ancient days. Described by anthropologists as the most pleasing breed of African to the human eye, and biologists as both the most naturally capable athletes and intellectuals.
“My son brought home a purplebone. I’m so proud of my son his sons will be excellent athletes and scholars.”
Purplebone by MoonTower December 11, 2025