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Pure ownage 

a little something that happens when missles, bullets, and magic missles dont miss
"OOOHHHHH! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!? my missile went right into his Jet's thruster! That is what i call pure ownage"

"I just shot you in face once with a pistol from across the map! Thats Pure ownage"

"...dude, your magic missile killed me with one hit, i was just purely owned"
Pure ownage by Eric Fuller July 23, 2007

purepwnage 

A really funny show about a guy named Jeremy that is a "Pro Gamer". www.purepwnage.com GET IT! :D
Dude ep6 of PP just came out! ITS AWESOME
purepwnage by eXo March 25, 2005

purepwnage 

Nice show about a life of a pro gamer an hid friends.

The last episode was really bad.
He keeps insulting EA, which everybody can enjoy :D.
purepwnage by Nemes!s March 30, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026