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Pulling a Chris

Shitting yourself at work.
Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.

or

Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?
Pulling a Chris by TomCat_1020 November 8, 2019

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a car without any context what so ever
Pulling a Chris by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

Pulling a chris

When you want to mock a voice of some character and/or accent, and you do it in your normal voice.
"Pulling a chris"
"scoob like what are you doing". (Standard voice)
Pulling a chris by the slayer36 November 9, 2009

Pulling a Chris and a Chester 

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.
Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!

Pulling a Chris Smith

Verb.

Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"

"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
Pulling a Chris Smith by cellafestiva September 14, 2017