Pulling a Martha 

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.

1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.

Pulling a Martha by the kt December 27, 2008

Pulling a Mantha 

Noun, adjective, and verb.

Pulling a Mantha is to completely, entirely, and wholly disregard what the previous person said. AKA the most agitating thing a person can do.

Person: "Hey, are you going to do that?"
Mantha Puller: "Look at this picture of my little sister humping a cat!"
Person: "Oh, that's nice. But are you going?"
Mantha Puller: "Well... LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY BROTHER'S BUTT CLEAVAGE!"
Person: "Thanks for pulling a Mantha."
Mantha Puller: "How did I do that?"

Pulling a Mantha by NotaSwaggot August 6, 2013

Pullin a Marshall 

When your saying you’re talking while she is bangin someone else

Alanna keeps Pullin a Marshall in front of everybody.

Pullin a Marshall by Phukhue75 January 29, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016