Pull a Jordan
Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class
Friend: You pulled a Jordan?
Who do you know that can pull a jordan
Friend: You pulled a Jordan?
Who do you know that can pull a jordan
Pull a Jordan by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011
Pull a Jordan
Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
Pull a Jordan by MagDiiiffer March 11, 2026
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to pull a Jordan
To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
to pull a Jordan by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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