Puff Muff

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

by doooosh September 9, 2009

Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012

Puff Muff

A Hairy Vagina, or Vaginal Afro

I have a hairy puff muff

by Roxette July 9, 2003

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.

Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.

by Steve D . November 12, 2007

Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

by SallynAddie August 7, 2009