Vilmer Andersson had always been a gifted artist. Ever since he was a child, he had a talent for capturing the world around him on paper. His drawings were so detailed and vivid that they seemed to come to life.
But one day, the world changed. Monsters appeared, creatures that no one had ever seen before. They were fierce and unstoppable, and they quickly overran the world. People were forced to flee their homes and hide in fear, never knowing when the monsters would find them.
Vilmer was one of the lucky ones. He had managed to escape to a small cabin in the woods, far away from the cities where the monsters had taken over. But he couldn't just sit and wait for help to arrive. He knew he had to do something.
That's when he had an idea. What if he used his artistic talent to fight the monsters? He grabbed his sketchbook and began to draw. He drew pictures of the monsters, studying their every detail. And as he drew, he realized something incredible: his drawings had power. They could bring the monsters to life, but in a different way than he had ever imagined.
But one day, the world changed. Monsters appeared, creatures that no one had ever seen before. They were fierce and unstoppable, and they quickly overran the world. People were forced to flee their homes and hide in fear, never knowing when the monsters would find them.
Vilmer was one of the lucky ones. He had managed to escape to a small cabin in the woods, far away from the cities where the monsters had taken over. But he couldn't just sit and wait for help to arrive. He knew he had to do something.
That's when he had an idea. What if he used his artistic talent to fight the monsters? He grabbed his sketchbook and began to draw. He drew pictures of the monsters, studying their every detail. And as he drew, he realized something incredible: his drawings had power. They could bring the monsters to life, but in a different way than he had ever imagined.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
Get the Vilmersson pt 1 mug.The Sacred Six is a game played whilst ganjing between two or more ganjsters. The game consists of five components: the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the Answer. The players include the “Actor”, and the “Callers”.
The Actor is a player who decides to “pull” one of the Sacred Six. The Caller(s) are the remaining players left ganjing and are assigned the duty to recognise and identify which one of the Sacred Six has been pulled by the Actor.
The Sacred Six components are the following:
• Occasional Fuckery – A very in depth and elaborate “headfuck” whereby the Actor performs a well-orchestrated ruse to completely manipulate and shock the would-be Caller/Callers.
E.g. There are 5 pre rolled joints and after smoking 3 a player would recognise an opportune moment to “pull” an Occasional Fuckery. Said player would then assume responsibility of the Actor and claim that there is only 1 more joint left, to the shock of the other players involved (now the possible Callers).
• Trollin’ – An absurd and ridiculous statement, comment or question that has the sole intention to evoke a reaction, similar to the Internet troll. As a rule of thumb, Trollin’ is generally called by the Caller far earlier than an Occasional Fuckery.
E.g. Claiming to not feel the effects of the ganj whilst quite obviously doing something only a ganjed cunt would do.
The Actor is a player who decides to “pull” one of the Sacred Six. The Caller(s) are the remaining players left ganjing and are assigned the duty to recognise and identify which one of the Sacred Six has been pulled by the Actor.
The Sacred Six components are the following:
• Occasional Fuckery – A very in depth and elaborate “headfuck” whereby the Actor performs a well-orchestrated ruse to completely manipulate and shock the would-be Caller/Callers.
E.g. There are 5 pre rolled joints and after smoking 3 a player would recognise an opportune moment to “pull” an Occasional Fuckery. Said player would then assume responsibility of the Actor and claim that there is only 1 more joint left, to the shock of the other players involved (now the possible Callers).
• Trollin’ – An absurd and ridiculous statement, comment or question that has the sole intention to evoke a reaction, similar to the Internet troll. As a rule of thumb, Trollin’ is generally called by the Caller far earlier than an Occasional Fuckery.
E.g. Claiming to not feel the effects of the ganj whilst quite obviously doing something only a ganjed cunt would do.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"
EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 1)
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"
EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 1)
by The Ganjsters September 29, 2011
Get the The Sacred Six (Pt 1) mug.austrian words pt.1
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011
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Get the NCT - The 2nd Album RESONANCE Pt. 1 mug.fooly cooly pt.1: The act of giving a handjob/fingering
fooly cooly pt.2: The act of giving a blowjob/eating out
fooly cooly pt.2: The act of giving a blowjob/eating out
"Hey did you get to fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2 with Chelsea last night?"
"Sadly enough, only pt. 1"
"Bummer"
"Sadly enough, only pt. 1"
"Bummer"
by SamKonDodo March 14, 2008
Get the fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2 mug.There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1
"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"
"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"
"Wanna hear it?"
"N-"
" According to all know laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"
"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"
"Wanna hear it?"
"N-"
" According to all know laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
by Teiven December 08, 2020
Get the According to all known laws of aviation pt 1 mug.Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.
Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
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