proto

little boy, with big pee pee.

"mother says my brother jonny is such a proto, although I dont know what that means.."

by Adrenaline September 3, 2003

proto

Taking it in the ass while drunk.

Man, some one pulled a proto on me last night at that party.

by proto June 2, 2003

proto

A word used to describe a person, usually a college kid, who are newly exposed to the world around them and constantly in awe of their experience. For many, this is a state of being prior to froyo.

"I once left 15 messages trying to get a hookup to call me back. Those are my proto years in college."

by francock June 14, 2016

proto

A really mean Drunk girl

damn the bitch was hella proto!

by Sniper :) May 7, 2003

proto

a novice, a neophyte

that new manager is such a proto he dosen't even know where to take a piss.

by Sam Kaplan-Gershon January 17, 2004

Proto-Zoomer

Proto-Zoomer is a term that refers to those born at the end of the Millennial generation and the beginning of Generation Z who have more in common with each other than their respective generations. Years are roughly ‘92-‘02. These are the people who always argue about growing up with the same stuff.

Millennial: I grew up with PlayStation 2, Nickelodeon, and Avatar!
Zoomer: So did I.
Proto-Zoomer: You both did. You’re Proto-Zoomers.

by FittyFATZ November 18, 2019

proto-hipster

Someone who was a hipster before being a hipster was cool.

A: I liked them before the hipsters did.
B: Doesn't that make you a proto-hipster?

by Dio von Karma December 17, 2011