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5 definitions by proto

 
1.
A tall faggoty geek with little to no muscle mass. Generally found to masturbate too much with their strange long gorilla like arms.
Proto is lerpy.
by proto August 28, 2003
 
2.
A soda siphon or whipped cream charger used to inhale nitrous oxide. A small metal canister (the bulb) is screwed into a chamber on the side of the bulberator in which it is cracked, filling the canister with N2O. This is then inhaled to produce short lasting dissasociative / hallucinogenic effects.
"Time to crack out the nitrous . . . Where's my bulberator?"
by proto February 24, 2004
 
3.
When one nipple goes north and the other south (like John Travolta's hands in in the movie Saturday Night Live)
Disco Tits = (*)(.)
by Proto July 22, 2012
 
4.
a fat fucking mexican whom I love with all my heart
omfg influx marry meh!
by proto August 28, 2003
 
5.
Taking it in the ass while drunk.
Man, some one pulled a proto on me last night at that party.
by proto June 01, 2003