Destroy your phone/electronic items and find safety out of your normal living quarters
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Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.
Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”
by JizzClown February 20, 2018
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the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.
The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.
by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010
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something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.
wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.
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When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
by Smarti84 February 27, 2018
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The Kyoto Protocol is a plan created by the United Nations for the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change that tries to reduce the effects of climate change, such as global warming. The plan says that countries that adopt (follow) the Kyoto Protocol have to try to reduce how much carbon dioxide (and other "greenhouse gases" that hurt the atmosphere) they put into the air.
Duuude, that Kyoto protocol! Shit, it really sucks -- its costing me way more money for gas now!
by Spacebar May 31, 2006
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