A girl's property is her boyfriend's dick

Even if it's still physically connected to him his meat is already his girlfriend's property and toy
gf: "Don't you dare touch my property"
bf: "But can you help me with it then?"
gf: *get's on her knees and starts sucking on her property*

or: "Oh I see your girl's property hanging there lol"
by neo22 November 5, 2021
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An abbreviation for Detachment Property.

This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.

The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.

Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."

"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"

"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."

"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
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A term used to describe yourself when you despise an ex so much you won't even let them touch you or shake your hand. Taken from the Judas Priest song of the same name on their 1986 album 'Turbo.'
You think you're cool and got it all
You think you run the scene
I don't believe how you'd concieve
That your good enough for me
You think you've got it all sewn up
But I'll cut you right down to size
The way I figure you don't exist
So you'd better realize

Don't you touch
Don't get near
Don't take me for a fool
Make no mistake
No give and take
I'm too good for you

So keep your hands off
Private property
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
Private property
Hands off me
Hands off
Keep your hands off me
by msbae April 1, 2012
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A worthless idea, invention, or piece of writing over which someone claims ownership.
He won't show us the grant proposal. He's worried someone will steal his ineffectual property.
by T Davies August 25, 2008
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Yet another phrase used in place of 'finders keepers'.
"Intellectual Property, losers weepers!!"
by The D Dawg November 18, 2003
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The notion that, when a woman (or man, depending on how you swing) has given you a blow job, and then has kissed you at some point in the future, you have then, by transmission, had your dick in your mouth. This also applies to when it was someone else's dick being sucked, and then transferred to you in the act of kissing the one who had sucked dick.
A sucks B's dick, then A procedes to make out with B. therefore, B, through transitive property, had its own dick in his mouth.

A sucks B's dick, then later makes out with C. therefore, C has had B's dick in its mouth
by legatusmortis September 1, 2010
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television programme depicting home improvement, renovation work, or relocation with the specific aim of increasing personal wealth and ramping house prices.
Especially popular in the UK during the property boom 2002-2007. Examples include "Property Ladder", "Location, Location, Location".
that show is nothing more than property porn
by el_rico April 11, 2008
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