a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.
by acnhkid December 1, 2021
The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.
Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?
Who says I think that?
Everybody, I heard you say it.
How did you hear me?
Who says I think that?
Everybody, I heard you say it.
How did you hear me?
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
by McSquidy January 25, 2022
by MooshiMooshiFrog January 29, 2022
A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.
A programmer can understand this:
#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";
if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";
if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
by Rhibbon March 8, 2008
It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...
1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
by krumch June 24, 2011
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.
by hot lunch April 14, 2005