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procrastinarian 

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.
John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.
procrastinarian by scotter May 19, 2007
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Procrastinarian 

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.
Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.
Procrastinarian by Diligent February 1, 2006

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination 

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010