Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.
A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."
A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."
v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.
"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."
to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!
has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.
verb- to to put off or defer (an action) until a later time because you got high
I was gonna (...) but i procrastibaked.