When a man ejaculates from masterbation
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
by Dirty Dave69 March 22, 2018
The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.
Plus, OU still has a better football team.
Plus, OU still has a better football team.
by quesondriac March 24, 2010
An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.
Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.
Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.
Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.
by Countmonster411 October 10, 2009
A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.
Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.
by slidingsteve September 19, 2017
This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head November 16, 2007