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V. When a woman ejaculates so intensely during orgasm that she releases immense amounts of fluid, typically in a squirting fashion. Also frequently referred to as squirting however, pritzkering is more controlled and the woman can use this ability to pritzker where and when she wants usually for acts of deviousness.
Last night she pritzkered all over me when I was going down on her.

Damn it woman! You just pritzkered on my cashmere sweater.
by Anonym789 December 31, 2011

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