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Pristo is a intellectual, funny kind of boy. You will always find people energetic around him, cause he is. His humor help people building around him.

Sometimes, he may get a bit stubborn and short tempered, but that's only for a while. He will be honest to a fault. He can be shy at first, but can turn out to be crazy when you actually know him. He is trustworthy. He is supposedly popular with many friends.

One of the most loyal and loving kind of boy you will meet.

Pristo is smart and cute.
If pristo was my friend, i would keep him.
Pristo by kukkkkkumannii November 23, 2021
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sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

cole preston 

the most talented “indie” and cute drummer boy to ever exist. Cole Preston plays for the band Wallows alongside Braeden Lemasters, Dylan Minnette and two others. 10/10 would recommend stanning, will lead to clear skin.
hey have you heard Cole Preston sing in the new Wallows song? it’s about damn time! what can’t he do? 😌
cole preston by not a waller August 30, 2019

Pistonheads 

Right wing club for angry old white men.
I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.
Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.
When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but
"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Pistonheads 

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.
Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.
Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022